Black Ops Agency HQ
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(217) 528-8466
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(217) 629-7111
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POB 1233, Spfld, Il 62705
field reports, mission summaries, alerts, information
12.21.05 Security Data Intercepted and Made Public
Sensitive documentation has been leaked out on to cable access. The Agents of Change were in the process of hunting down a very dangerous and powerful enemy agent in the jungle just beyond the electric gateway provided by the Secret Masters when they realized their security signal was being intercepted. Headquarters can only asssume that the signal was beamed out from the source of interception, the television control room at Access 4.
Sources tell us that if this is so, the information could be intercepted by anyone in the 89X39/Sangamo/Springfield region at 6:30 P.M. CST for the next four Wednesday nights. If they do, they will be witness to the Agents attempting to subdue the infamous Merry Andrew in the Wormhole Jungle with their sound weapons.
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10.16.05 The Agency Returns from Underground
The era of misinformation is now at a close. Now it can be revealed that the true mission of the Agency is only now unfolding. Agent X has returned as an active agent once again according to the pre-ordained plan set in motion by the Secret Masters.
Agent Lizzard has also returned and the Agency has been conducting exercises in the newly constructed Black Ops Agency Laboratory. A private Halloween Party/Costume Ball is being planned as an inaugural celebration of the new phase of operations.
Watch for the Agents in the field as the mission continues to unfold. Worthy operatives will note that events have already been taking shape including the initiation of the Midwest Music Network on WQNA 88.3 FM, Sunday nights from 10:00 P.M. to midnight and the recent infiltration of MySpace at myspace.com/blackopsagency.
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***INFORMATION BLOCKADE***
6.22.04 The Agency has recorded new data at P.A.R. Audio
The Black Ops Agency has completed operations at P.A.R. Audio producing new data which will be available soon. The new recordings will be transmitted over the airwaves on WQLZ and WQNA . The dates will be disclosed soon.
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5.29.04 The Agency to appear on WQNA for live OPS
The Black Ops Agency will transmit on WQNA's frequency, 88.3 FM in Springfield IL on Jim Pemberton's "Eclectic Session" Saturday night between 6pm and 2am CT. There will be an online stream at www.wqna.org and this is the first of many new in-studio live performances of local music that can accommodate a full band with drum set and sound board to be aired on WQNA.
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[NEWS FREEZE-OUT]
7.29.03 WQNA Central Computer has been hit, DATA LOST
"Hi gang. The main file server for WQNA has crashed. As a result of the crash, all of the on air files, including music, promos, PSA's et al, were lost."
This message was received from Agent Pemberton who heads up the WQNA organization on 7/29/03 aat 3:15 AM.
At this time it is not clear wether enemy agents were responsible for the attack, but an investigative team has been assigned by the Agency to look into the matter as sabotage has not been ruled out. This should not effect normal transmission of the signal, however valuable data was lost, namely the remaining data of the ill-fated "D-Drive Project," a classified Black Ops effort to upload local music onto the server, thus completely destroying that project for good . . . and the data sent in from Agent Burns of the Sangamon Valley Roots Revival which was to be used for the Western Swing channel on the Sangamon Valley Music Network. See Black Ops Project Sangamon Valley Music Network, Black Ops Project: Music From the 89th Parallel and Black Ops Radio Department.
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7.24.03 Martin Atkins coming to Springfield August 20th at The Space
Martin Atkins, drummer of Pigface, producer and owner/founder of Invisible Records and organizer and promoter of the music collective, Underground Inc. will be in Springfield August 20th at The Space at 830 S. College to do a spoken word performance reading from his tour diaries and DJing rare unheard tracks from his many projects over the years. This is the first time Martin has visited us, let's show him some love.
Underground Inc. brought you Tub Ring! Martin Played with Ministry, NIN, Killing Joke, P.I.L., the Damage Manual, Skinny Puppy, Revolting Cocks and many many more. His tour diaries are full of stories from all these efforts and more, plus the guy has a sense of humor from HELL. Sure you have SEEN and HEARD bands and performers in Springfield, but have you ever gotten to sit down and hear some inside dope on the industry before? Don't miss this once in a lifetime chance to hear about inside details on the history of punk rock and industrial music.
For those of you who still don't know what we're talking about, P.I.L. was Johnny Rotten's band after the SEX PISTOLS! You got to get on board this because if for any other reason you decide to come to the Space that WED (like you will be busy or something) here is the best one . . . . IT"S FREE!!!
mDj>ETed will be opening for Martin. Here is Martin's setlist, and here is mDj's setlist.
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7.23.03 3CW Wrestling Update / Agency Red Alert status enacted
According to Agent Anthony of 3CW, the Grandview Municipal Center mystreriously decided to cancel the event last friday July 18th a scant seven hours before the show. Agent Anthony says this is strange to him because the reason they gave eventually was that the center has a policy not to reserve the building for commercial events however Anthony claims that a rival group of wrestlers reserved it in the past, hence 3CW had considered it for their purposes. More investigations will follow shortly as details emerge, but expect the issue to become classified at any point due to the fact that 3CW may decide to take legal action, rendering the subject off the record until a judgement is delivered in a court of law.
Black Ops Agency is on Red Alert until further notice due to the defection of a principle agent. Sensitive mission secrets and strategies are at risk of leaking and new recruits are being trained at a secret compound. Due to these circumstances many steps have taken place such as the relocation and protection of various operatives by placing them under extreme classified status: TOP SECRET, projects nearing completion were put on the fast track and some have been completed by the writing of this update, and Black Ops Video Department has arranged for live taping of the Black Ops Agency Report on Blowing the Whistle TV.
Agent eted will maintain live ops as mDj>ETed. You can find his setlist here. Call HQ (left) for details and available dates.
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7.9.03 3CW Wrestling engagement: Music From the 89th Parallel Mission
Agents Anthony and Tommy of 3CW Wrestling will rendezvoux for propoganda operations on the Esoterica program on WQNA, Tuesday night at 11:11pm CT along with Agent Madman. See also Black Ops Project: Music From the 89th Parallel.
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7.1.03 3CW Wrestling engagement: Warriors Unite
ATTN: ALL AGENTS
A gig has been set up with Tony of 3CW Wrestling for us and possibly Mindfold at the Grandview Municipal Center on July 18th @ 7:30 pm. I am tenatively going to go meet Tony and some of the wrestlers on Wed. night, sometime around 7 pm, at a warehouse on the west side behind Target, where they practice. Anyone who would like to come, please let me know. He seems very nice and was animate about us making some $$$.
Each band only gets about 1/2 hour to 45 min, but if he cannot get a commitment out of Mindfold, it will just be us. We will be playing before, after and anytime there is a lull in the wrestleing action. He left everything very open as far as where we set up, what we want to do, etc. I will forward more details as I receive them. I have ok'd this with all but Kim, but since we practice on Friday's anyways, I didn't see it being a problem. IF ANYONE CANNOT COMMIT, PLEASE LET ME KNOW ASAP SO I CAN LET TONY KNOW! Thanx!
Also, thanx & big-ups to Angela for getting me in touch with Tony! Now that's a fan!
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6.23.03 Black Ops Agency central computer powers up
The Agency's central computer is finally completed and online. Many files are now declassified and the larger mission details are being revealed. Agent X communicates back to the Agents and the X-Data project has begun. Local music has moved forward into the commercial zone and the underground both, and operatives are taking their positions for the next round against the forces of depletion.
