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answers, facts, explanations, information, revalations

When are you guys playin' again?

The Agents get asked this question all the time. Frankly, our ops are so underground that most establishments along the parallel are too frightened to engage us in exercises. Also, the Agency is capable of 24 hour mobilization so at times there is no room for notification when the orders come down. Of course many missions are classified or in other dimensions so those would not be promoted to the general public anyway.

Your best bet as far as catching the Agents in action would be to keep an eye on the gigs page (button 1 to the left). To tune in the field reports, see Esoterica's Music from the 89th Parallel (WQNA 88.3 FM Tuesday evenings at 11:11 CT).

You guys are still together, I heard you broke up?

This is a very understandable conclusion. Earlier in the mission, classified ops had to be protected under cover of disinformation. Agent X was in charge of these ops and his official letter to HQ (recently declassified) explains the situation. Black Ops Agency has not disbanded but actually expanded instead. The Agency apologizes for any abuse this may have caused those who fight for the cause of local art and music on either side of the subterfuge.

Black Ops conducted operations with Agent Animl, A.K.A. Kim Hartman on electric guitar from May 2002 to June 2003 and is currently training new recruits, Agent Orange A.K.A. Joe Hensley and Agent Riley, in preparation for a major operation coming by the end of Summer 2003. The Great Dream of the Order will be even closer at hand when Agent Orange ushers in a new wing of operations that will increase the active squad by twice its current size, thus beginning the emergence of the true rip hop industrial orchestra conceptualized by Agent 9 and X over four years ago.

Is Black Ops a band, a show, an organization, a network of spies, or what, man?

Yes.